I don't think brook has ever known best
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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