There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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