i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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