the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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