Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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