i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Drake has all the answers
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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