Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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