You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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