I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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