well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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