if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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