Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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