So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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