Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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