my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Randomize
