Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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