Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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