I got chris browned last night
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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