based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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