Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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