Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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