i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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