he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
God I need to hump something, right now.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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