Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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