I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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