ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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