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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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