They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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