I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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