They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
that's an acceptable place to lick
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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