I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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