hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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