I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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