mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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