we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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