i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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