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Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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