i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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