Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
operation have a gay friend backfired
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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