Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I party with great urgency now.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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