So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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