if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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