Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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