He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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