That's intense
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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In theory, it seemed like it would work.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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