Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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