She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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