Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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