well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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