what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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