I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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