Yo dont text me then not text me
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
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No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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