I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Sober January is a disaster.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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