Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Is Oprah even human
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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